A Glimpse of Truth: Lenka

As sly as a fox, as strong as an ox
As fast as a hare, as brave as a bear
As free as a bird, as neat as a word
As quiet as a mouse, as big as a house

All I wanna be, all I wanna be, oh
All I wanna be is everything

As mean as a wolf, as sharp as a tooth
As deep as a bite, as dark as the night
As sweet as a song, as right as a wrong
As long as a road, as ugly as a toad

As pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture
Strong like a family, strong as I wanna be
Bright as day, as light as play
As hard as nails, as grand as a whale

All I wanna be oh, all I wanna be, oh
All I wanna be is everything
Everything at once
Everything at once, oh
Everything at once

As warm as the sun, as silly as fun
As cool as a tree, as scary as the sea
As hot as fire, cold as ice
Sweet as sugar and everything nice

As old as time, as straight as a line
As royal as a queen, as busy as a bee
As stealthy as a tiger, smooth as a glider
Pure as a melody, pure as I wanna be

All I wanna be oh, all I wanna be, oh
All I wanna be is everything
Everything at once

-Lenka, “Everything At Once”

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Do You Blog the Way You Write?

When I was a kid I had two imaginary friends: “Allegro” and “The Magician”. Allegro told me to be creative and wild and free, to be crazy and funny and paint the walls. He also had green hair. “The Magician” told me to count the quarters in my room and try to step on every tile in the grocery store.

There’s two selves in me – one, analytical; the other, creative (Hence: “Scribble” + “Preach”). I love them both. I can’t choose between my sons; I can’t choose my favorite personality.

I can segregate them, keeping one off the other’s back and letting the creative have a little time to play while the magician takes a rest. But I rarely release them together.

Blogging is my magician. I analyze, extract, categorize and filter information. But writing – real writing – novel writing – that’s my creative. I play around, go wild and free and loose and have fun.

But it’s struck me this week that I have a problem. I’ve been not so different from Dr. Jekyll, extracting one side of my personality and putting it on display while leaving the other in a dark alleyway. I hope I don’t turn into a freakish science experiment gone wrong (don’t make the joke you want to make).

The point is, every one of us has a few personalities we put off and on like hats (thanks, Frederich Buechner). When we’re always hiding a significant part of ourselves, that’s a problem. The best writers, the truest writers, write who they are. The reason you love them is you are them. You feel them on a deep, guttural, universal level. You laugh because you notice the same idiosyncrasies. You cry because you’ve felt that pain. You sigh because you’re comforted that there is someone out there like you.

So although it goes against blogging wisdom, I think it’s good writing wisdom: blog who you are. Even if it’s not “helpful” or “useful” or “10 Ways to XYZ…” I say have courage to be yourself, and you’ll be surprised by how helpful you are. At the end of the day don’t make it your goal to say, “That was good,” but to also say, “That was me.”

As for me? Well, don’t expect any dramatic changes to Scribblepreach.com. But don’t be surprised if a little bit more Allegro shines through.

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11 Great Christian Story Ideas!

Ever thought you could improve on the Christian Media Market, but don’t know where to start? Don’t worry, I’ve created a handy “starter kit” to help you along, complete with 11 GREAT plot ideas for new Christian films, books and magazines! Check them out:

1. Jonathon Edwards: Vampire Slayer. You know, it’s not too far from what he actually did.

2. Twilarnia. Everyone’s favorite vampire/werewolf love triangle meets everyone’s favorite talking lion. Little do Jacob and Edward know that their worst nightmare has just come true – Aslan’s on the move, and He’s taking names. At first Bella doesn’t like being suited up in dragon scales, or Aslan’s hostility to her two boy-toys, but eventually she sees that her only truly satisfying interspecies relationship will be with Reepicheep the mouse. The whole thing ends in a fatal train crash.

3. Christianity Today: Swimsuit Edition. Self-explanatory. Give the people what they want. Find on public display in a grocery store check-out line near you. Also open to a “Sexiest Pastor Alive” edition.

4. Facing the Little People. The one thing the Shiloh Eagles could never prepare for – a team who finds it all too easy to tackle at the knees.

5 Braveheart 2: Love Wins. William Wallace’s enemies have just wiped their hands of his torturous death when he rises from the grave as a peace-loving Zombie Scotsman. Although his time in the afterlife made him realize his unloving approach to conflict, he has trouble setting a tea-time with King Longshanks.  

6. “Glad”iator. Russell Crowe stars as Maximus Decimus Meridius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and soulful gospel-singing cowboy. That’s right – the only thing that keeps Crowe from splattering more blood across a theater near you are his sporadic outbreaks of praise: “I’ve got the joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my heart. WHERE?! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?”

7. Left Behind: The Movie. Starring Kirk Cameron, childhood star, based on the bestselling novels by Jerry B Jenkins and…Oh wait, that’s a real thing.

8.  Parannoying. ParaNorman talks to dead people – so what? At least he’s not followed around by an evil Spirit shouting, “These men are Servants of the Most High God, who are telling you the way to be saved!” Watch the Apostle Paul go all Quentin Tarentino with gospel-fury as he takes on the most annoying demonic force to ever walk planet earth.

9. Soul Surfer 2: Bloody Tides. Bethany Hamilton returns to the waters, this time with some well-trained, shark-repellent friends. Starring Chuck Norris. Also starring Adam West as Batman.

10. The Shack Down by the River. One day, Mackenzie Philips receives a mysterious invitation to a shack. When he arrives, he meets someone who will change his life forever…motivational speaker Matt Foley. Watch the unlikely connection unfold over a barrel of coffee and a hunk of government cheese.

11. Honey, I shrunk the Tax Collector. Zacchaeus was a wee little man…after the science-experiment-gone -horribly-wrong. Rick Moranis is back in this action packed comedy/sci-fi thriller.

Have any more great Christian Story ideas?

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The Day Satan Created the Adverb.

Satan overlooked all God made, eating from his jar of pickled baby-seals, scheming, scheming, scheming.

A brilliant idea struck.

“I have it, Wormwood,” he said. “I have a way to make miserable every English teacher on the planet; to implant excessive word-counts into future author’s manuscripts; to keep people’s vocabulary dull and stupid; to make all books and blog posts slow-paced and droning!”

Wormwood giggled with delight. Satan walked over to his vat of impurities, and concocted something to plague the world. He threw in two perfect ingredients and a dash of frog-juice. A putrid stench arose. Satan cackled, and drew forth from the vat his most hideous, wretched, banal creation yet. Wormwood shuddered and fell to the floor.

“What…is…that!?” cried Wormwood, shivering in fear.

“This, my dear Wormwood,” said Satan, “is called ‘the adverb.’”

“No!” cried Wormwood. “Take it away. Take it away!” Satan threw the stinking pile of filth onto the ground, and proclaimed:

“No longer will meals be delicious, but very tasty.”

“No longer will humans pierce one another’s eyes; they will look meaningfully.”

“No longer will men run; they will run quickly!”

Wormwood plugged his ears.

“I can take no more! No more!” He shouted.

Satan wiped his hands as a wicked smirk crept upon his cheeks, for he saw that what he had made was bad.

Very, very bad.

 

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The Tim Keller Principle: How to Apply Your Message (Method #1)

The #1 problem of American pastors (and especially reformed pastors, I should say) is the failure to apply sermons to life. I’ll give some helpful tips, but first, a plug:

If you’re a preacher who hasn’t listened to Keller and Clowney’s free-doctoral level course: “Preaching Christ in a Post-Modern World” on Reformed Theological Seminary’s itunes U page, you’re like a guy who won the lottery two years ago but hasn’t made a trip to the bank. Tolle audio, my friend, tolle audio.

Keller gives three different “methods” for preaching application: The 3 Spheres approach, the heart diagnostic approach, and the two thieves approach. I’ll start with the heart-diagnostic approach, which he picks up from Dick Lucas:

1. Show people what they’re doing wrong. The key for unbelievers here is to find common ground. After hearing these lectures, I was amazed at how much secular culture points to common-grace morality. Every week I’ve been able to find something in culture that points to the moral application. The other key is to be able to describe what it feels like to sin. Sinning is miserable, Christian or no – describe sin in such a way that people are anxious for a solution.

2. Explain to people why they do it. Keller’s a specialist at this – maybe the only one I know. In order to unearth people’s aberrant behavior, we need to get to the root. The root, as Christ has said, is the heart – the desires and longings we imagine our idols can fulfill. The key here is to know the idols of your culture – is it education? Family? Safety? Sex? Fun? This has added a level of penetrating depth to my preaching I’ve never had before – tell people what desires cause them to pursue their sin, and the soil will be fully dug for Christ to enter in.

3. Show how Christ satisfies those desires.  Tullian Tchividjian said it best: “Jesus + Nothing = Everything.” This is the point in your sermon where people are on the edge of their seats, waiting for an answer – “Then how can I change!?” This is where you lead them to Christ. Keller says this kind of preaching “sanctifies people on the spot”. By pointing to Christ, we’re appealing to the deepest need of believers – we disobey the gospel because we fail to believe the gospel. We’re also pointing to the deepest needs of unbelievers – to see that their sin problem can only be taken care of through faith in Christ. Keller recommends using a secular story as an analogy (rather than a strictly doctrinal explanation) to penetrate the heart of your culture.

4. Paint a picture of a gospel-filled life. The most beautiful, helpful one-word phrase I’ve ever learned, I learned in this series: “If you really believed, you would…” This is what your congregants need to hear every week. Show them what it means to really believe the gospel, deep down, and let it penetrate every portion of our hearts. Point them to the spiritual disciplines that foster this kind of faith. Show them what it means to be a radical disciple in your culture, time and place. Let them walk away knowing for sure whether they are being obedient to God or not. Show them precisely where they need to become less, and Christ needs to become more.

Also, you should check out those lectures. I don’t know if I mentioned that yet.

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A Glimpse of Truth: The Twits

“If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”
-Roald Dahl, The Twits

Reminds me of an Abe Lincoln quote…10 cents if you can track it down for me.

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Free E-Book: 101 Questions Before You Preach

Hey Folks,

Good news. I’ve just finished my new E-Resource, “Preachable: 101 Questions Before You Preach”! If you want a piece of it and you haven’t subscribed through e-mail:

1.) Subscribe through e-mail.

2.) That’s all I’ve got.

I’ll be trying to get copies out to all my current subscribers soon (I’ll also be creating a writing version: “Publishable: ___ Questions to Ask Before You Publish” – this will be free to e-mail subscribers as well).

Here is the introduction:

Dear New Member of the Scribblepreach.com community:

Welcome! I’m so glad you’ve joined the Writing/Preaching Wrecking Crew. I hope you find using this e-book as beneficial as I have creating it. But first, let me qualify what this e-book is NOT:

  • This e-book is NOT set in stone. Feel free to develop it to your own style and preferences.
  • This e-book is NOT a tool to hammer yourself over the head with. You may look at this long list of questions and feel a twinge of guilt. STOP! Take a breath. What I’d like you to do is fill out this sheet once a week for 4-6 weeks. After that, take a look at the areas you regularly neglect. These are the areas where you can improve. You’ll never have time, as a busy pastor, to check off everything on this list! My personal suggestion: The things you can’t check off, CROSS them out. By that I mean – literally DRAW A CROSS over them. This keeps me focused on the point of it all.
  • This e-book is not comprehensive. Some of the concepts and questions may be unfamiliar to you. That’s okay – stick around the Scribblepreach.com community, and we’ll work through them all over the years.

But here’s what this e-book is:

  • It’s a great way to evaluate exactly where you need to improve as a preacher, by God’s grace.
  • It’s a great tool to bring us regularly to repentance and the foot of the cross.
  • It’s a great way to keep “first-things-first” in your life and ministry.
  • It’s a great way to quickly and efficiently navigate through sermon prep without losing your way or getting too stuck in the details.

So, that being said, please read through this resource a few times. You’ll notice it’s divided up into sections:

1. The Person. This is about your personal life as a pastor and preacher. Use this to evaluate how your duties as a pastor flow into your duties as a preach.

2. The Preparation. This is all about exegesis – feel free to re-arrange, but this order works for me.

3. The Presentation. Here you’ll find lots of good questions to ask in order to preach a relevant, missional message.

4. Free Bonus – Post-production. This is for you to ask your preaching crew – hopefully including both believers and non-believers.

So print it out, enjoy, and get ready to make that next sermon truly preachable.

Grace and peace,

Nicholas McDonald

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Should Pastors Shut-Up About Gay Marriage?

One month ago, in response to a flare up of “equal” signs on my facebook account, I posted an article: “9 Rhetorical Flaws in the Gay Marriage Debate”. I pinpointed the faulty logic. I presented my case accurately. I was right. 

But I didn’t feel like a Logic-Warrior. I felt like a playground bully; like I stole the ice-cream from a paraplegic while everyone watched and cheered.

But hadn’t I generously spewed common grace over my friends and family? Didn’t I have a responsibility to fight injustice? Hadn’t I refused to deny Jesus before men?

Then why did it feel like I fell for a trick?

As I’ve reflected over the past few weeks, I’ve concluded that my post was wrong, for several reasons:

    1. It’s not what you communicate, it’s what they hear. We all want to believe we communicate our intentions. But we don’t. We communicate what people hear; and when people hear arguments against gay marriage through an online forum, they hear “bigoted”, “narrow-minded”, “political”, “judgmental” and “self-righteous”. Is that fair? No. But that’s reality.

    2. It’s not a necessary offense. The gospel is offensive, no doubt. God judges sinners, hell is a reality, Jesus is absolute truth, etc. These are all truths necessary to regeneration. But gay marriage? The sanctity of life? No – sinners need not embrace these truths to embrace Christ. Is it worth presenting political positions at the risk of winning a hearing for the gospel?

    3. It’s peripheral. Patching up the gay marriage issue is like putting a band-aid on a cancer patient. The disease isn’t politics; it’s the human heart. What do we believe will change the world – public policy or the parakletos? Why sacrifice the radiation therapy of the gospel for the obvious, but ultimately ineffective, quick-fixes? (Tim Keller, for this reason, never addresses homosexuality or abortion from the pulpit or public forums). I imagine that as we anxiously serve Jesus with our political debates, Jesus shakes his head and whispers: “Mary has chosen the good portion, which will not be taken away from her.” (Luke 10:41-42)

    4. It’s a missed opportunity. Pastors shouldn’t retreat from the gay-marriage debate. But they should redirect it. A few weeks ago I spoke with a man in Barnes and Noble about the issue. Rather than attack his political case, I pointed him to the Divine Drama of Christ in marriage. I felt I’d done more for God’s kingdom in that conversation than I had for the 1,000’s of people who read my political post. Pastors should “make the most of every opportunity” to win a hearing for the gospel (Eph 5:16) (This article is a good example of how to do that). If the gay-marriage conversation doesn’t end up pointing to Jesus, you failed.

    5. Jesus wouldn’t do it. Before accusing me of creating Jesus imago dei, stop and think: do you really think Jesus would be vocally fighting for marriage rights as a U.S. citizen? Do you really think Jesus would be posting political commentary on facebook? Do you really think he’d be angry about legislation, outraged at the “state of the country”, tweeting about the injustice of the Supreme Court? Really? I’ve tried to answer “yes” to these questions, and I can’t. Jesus lived during a time of political injustice. But he refused to comment – it’s why he was crucified. Yes, he cared. But his solution wasn’t politics. It was Himself. He turned conversations about politics to polity, crowns to the cross and taxes to tithing. When people beg for anesthetics, Jesus insists on surgery.

Politically, gay marriage is a sexy, flashy issue – it’s what is most apparently harmful to the church. It’s potentially a real, harmful injustice. It’s easy to think that out of fear it’s okay to submerge the gospel momentarily for the sake of some political commentary. But we’ve crossed the line when our political statements detract from others hearing the gospel.

Rather than ripping on other’s narrative, we ought to paint something more beautiful: Jesus is the bridegroom, we’re the bride.

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A Word I Heard: Ubiquity

Where I heard it: CHRISTOPHER LIVESAY, BYLINE: Even if you haven’t been to Venice, you know what one of the tourists gondolas looks like. With baroque silver ornaments, shiny black lacquer, and sumptuous red seat cushions, they’re unabashedly fancy, not to mention ubiquitous.

u·biq·ui·ty

[yoo-bik-wi-tee]  

noun

1. the state or capacity of being everywhere, especially at the same time; omnipresence: the ubiquity of magical beliefs.
2. ( initial capital letter  ) Theology . the omnipresence of God or Christ.
How to Remember it: Sounds like: “uber quitters” as in “Quitters are all over – so much that some have called them the “uber-quitters”
How to use it:
“The Ubiquity of God keeps our minds at ease.”
“The attitude of apathy is ubiquitous.” 
“The ubiquity of belief in magic is what makes Harry Potter a sensation.”

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Why I’m a Stickler About Preaching Without Notes.

Last week I posted the “George Whitefield” Principle of preaching – “let the Holy Spirit be your security blanket, not your notes.”

Apparently, that was pretty polemic. Some people around the web wholeheartedly agreed, some made out that I was being “holier than thou” by equating note-less preaching with being filled with the Spirit.

So, briefly 1) I believe you can be filled with the Holy Spirit and preach with notes, 2) I still thinking preaching without them is better, based on my own experience and that of others.

So here’s the principal in less offensive terms: Keep your eyes glued on them, and they’ll keep their eyes glued on you. Rather than dogmatically tell you why I think noteless preaching is superior, let me just share my experience:

1. Preaching noteless maintains the invisible thread. A benefit of having spoken to thousands of youth over the years is that I’ve quickly learned exactly where listeners disengage. Adults stare with glassy-eyed enthusiasm even when they’re tuned out. Students let you know. As I started teaching students regularly, I noticed something: every time I glanced at my notes, it was like I snapped an invisible thread that was difficult to re-weave. So I tried an experiment: one day I told my students I was going to talk to them without notes. The results were amazing. Every single student – all 240 eyes – were glued to me the entire time. I’d never experienced anything like it. After that, I’ve made it my ambition to know my material well enough that I could preach without ever breaking the “invisible thread”.

2. Preaching noteless forces you to ingrain the material. As a result, I found myself preparing for sermons more intensely. I didn’t just jot things down to put in my outline – I stopped, and soaked things in. I ingrained the material throughout the week because I knew come Sunday, I needed to know it well enough to teach without ever breaking the thread.

3. Preaching noteless engages your creativity. I also noticed something else: as I continued to preach without notes, I became more fluent in my communication. When I stopped worrying so much about sticking to my notes, the right side of my brain engaged while preaching and suddenly I could come up with illustrations, quotes and applications on the spot. Students loved it, and so have congregations since.

4. Preaching noteless forces you to simplify. I also had to change the way I constructed a sermon or teaching. After noteless preaching, it was no longer possible for me to maintain long, complex, overly-sophisticated messages. No – I had to simplify my logic and whittle it down in a way that would be sensible to me as I stood behind the pulpit. Incredibly, I found that congregants and students were able to remember my messages weeks later, because the message was simple and direct (in the book “Made to Stick”, the Heath brothers identified “simplicity” as the #1 factor for keeping people’s attention in communication – see their book for some fascinating studies on this).

5. Preaching noteless creates ethos. Noteless preaching also invited more conversation and engagement after each message. I think that’s because preaching noteless communicates that I care deeply about what I’m saying – enough to remember it. As a listener in any situation, I want to know that the speaker feels his material is important. Preaching noteless communicates: “I care about this material so much that I’ve ingrained it into my heart so I can share it with you.” It screams to the congregation: “Take this in; digest it; live it.” Notes, to me, tend to say: “You need this message, but I don’t”. Of course, that’s not what the preacher intends – but that’s how it can comes across.

6. Preaching noteless encourages dependence. After I dropped the notes, I found something else welling up in my heart: desperation. When I know I’ll be standing bare before a congregation on Sunday morning, I’m forced to my knees throughout the week. I dare not step into the noteless pulpit without taking significant time to fast and pray for power. It could be that I’m imposing my experience on others here; all I know is that for me, getting rid of notes forced me to rely on the Holy Spirit (I don’t mean that I “wait on God” all week, show up on Sunday morning and expect Him to feed a message into my head, Keswick style. I simply mean that after carefully constructing a message and ingraining it into my mind, I release it all to God through prayer, and I find myself doing this at much greater intensity when I can’t rely on my notes).

7. Preaching noteless communicates vulnerability. Yes, I’ve heard the case for pulpits – at the GCTS preaching conference Dr. David Wells made an excellent case for the relationship between our distaste for authority and our removing of the pulpit. I think pulpits are great. But let’s at least consider that a pulpit, for one, is a symbol. And as a symbol, it may not mean the same thing today as it did a century ago. It’s hardly fair to say that removing a pulpit is always an attack on scripture’s authority, even though I think in many cases that’s true. Following that logic, I could ad hominem attack any modern church on multiple levels. Symbols change over time. To me, the benefits of noteless preaching far outweigh the value of a symbolic piece of furniture that lost its meaning long ago. The ethos of our culture is no longer authority, but vulnerability. When people see my full body, it communicates connection and personability. When I hide behind a pulpit, people don’t see a man who trusts scripture as his ultimate authority – they see a guy who is afraid to be raw.

8. Preaching noteless keeps the focus right. Finally, when I preach without notes, I must come into the pulpit fully prepared Sunday morning. That means I’m no longer tinkering with the manuscript. I’m no longer trying to rehearse points in my head. I’m done – it’s time to focus on Jesus and my sheep.

I said it last week, so I’ll say it again: you might not like what I outlined here. You might not agree. But let me ask you this: Have you tried it? If not, don’t knock it.

Sure, it might not have the same effect for you. But ask your congregation if they felt a difference. If not, trash it. But if it does, it might just change your preaching, like it did mine, forever.

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